What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
No Text is worth Dying For. It Can Wait.
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Meanwhile, in Minnesota.
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”